If the last year in surfing has taught us anything, it’s that the sport needs more horsepower.
That’s why we like the look of these bad boys, the soulfully-titled SurfJet. Motorised surfboards have come and gone, but we think this product definitely has longevity.* I mean, check out the clip – why wait till the swell’s up when you could get your skeg on in any old lake?
* Rumours that 99.97 per cent of SurfJet owners have incredibly small, cashew nut-sized penises are just that. Rumours. So we’ll thank you not to talk that way.